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Come For Lunch…I’m Cooking My Sacrifices
Yup that’s right we got invited to eat some dudes ritual sacrifice food 😋! Sacrifices…
The start of my mission
It’s the end of a transfer and it feels like my mission just started. Reflections…
Pray The Rain Away
When you start flying it always looks like falling to everyone else. Capybara & Alligators …
Quintessential
Days run quicker, dreams come true. This missions what you make it. This missions for…
A Literal Sign From God
After 9 months on the mission I’ve had my second kid. Monkey Attack Yup thats…
Elders At A Concert?
Another week another, another dollar Rain Rain Go Away Nothing is better than then the…
I Wrangled 30 Kids (I lost)
Buenos Días Los Pueblos Yes that is spanish and no I dont speak spanish I…
April Fools
Just kidding, I would never starve y’all these awesome experiences. Night At The ER Well,…
Emergency Surgery In Brazil
[MARCH 2026 UPDATE] I’m going to keep this email short and sweet. TEMU Rooster Art…
I Got Electrocuted
Welcome back to the craziest email I’ve sent yet (potentially) As always buckle up and…
Stop Trying To Kiss Me
Another day another dollar… unless your here. Our semi monthly allowance for groceries and stuff hasn’t…
That’s A Lot Of Guns
Bom dia fam and friends, welcome back. Buckle up and enjoy the email. Yoooo Chilllll…
Is she Dead? Ft Carnaval
What’s up I have no fotos from this week, it rained… basically every day so…
My Companion Is 70
Welcome back to the regularly scheduled off schedule email. Unfortunately the media team had some…
Ferrari In The Favela
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Ferrari Party I might already be clear but brazil is in…
Ho Ho Ho (Found a Secret Weed Farm)
Its that time of the year again… Barber’s Back Thanks to some gracious donors (shoutout…
I Pet A Monkey (It Stole My Food)
After a long week of traveling I find myself traveling again… Pirates and Pizza* In…
Miracle At The Mid Of Night
This email is gonna be super quick, I don’t have much time. Zone Confrence This…
Doo Doo and Dogs
Unfortunately, people here don’t live in the nicest conditions. As to be expected, some people…
We’re Not In Kansas Anymore
Recife When I first arrived, I thought I had died and was in heaven. Seeing…
Flirtation Violation
Welcome back to this week’s action packed email from your favorite LDS missionary Elder Gist.…
Days Since Last Robbery: 0
What’s up, y’all? Welcome to the exclusive, weekly, best friend’s and family email. Hand of…















































