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Weeks are flying by like in a jet, someone turn on autopilot. The Labubu And… 

Stop Fishing

Graphic warning for those who don’t like blood! Finding Abraham Waking up to the cry… 

The start of my mission

It’s the end of a transfer and it feels like my mission just started. Reflections… 

Pray The Rain Away

When you start flying it always looks like falling to everyone else. Capybara & Alligators … 

Fish With Legs

I’m a fisher of men, out here with my rod, but I’ve been thinking why… 

Rapidinho

Times going quick, but dont worry Im catching up.💀 Miracle On The Hill Of Death… 

He’s Got A Knife!

Yeah that’s right, crazy guy with a butcher knife coming up. Back Like Last Time… 

Quintessential

Days run quicker, dreams come true. This missions what you make it. This missions for… 

What It’s all about

Week 40 Pit Stop This week I had the opportunity to go on an exchange… 

A Literal Sign From God

After 9 months on the mission I’ve had my second kid. Monkey Attack Yup thats… 

I rode a bull.

Yup thats right the church rented a mechanical bull. This week has been a mix… 

Better Than Ever

Short and sweet is the them of this email. Im currently racing against time as… 

What Is Faith?

This month was what we call “Pesado”  Opposition In All Things As with all good… 

The Spirit Of God

Every now and then we get just a glimpse at how much of an impact… 

Elders At A Concert?

Another week another, another dollar  Rain Rain Go Away Nothing is better than then the… 

What Happened

To all my hair? Jungle Journey When I recieved my call to serve as a… 

Emergency Transfer

Howdy yall Fourth Trio? First things first off I’m all good,  I didn’t have an… 

Semana Santa

After another week in Igarassu (the “oldest” city in brazil) At The End Of The… 

April Fools

Just kidding, I would never starve y’all these awesome experiences. Night At The ER Well,… 

Slow As Mud

Well, well, well… It apears like ya’ll have come here looking for the weekly, update… 

Emergency Surgery In Brazil

[MARCH 2026 UPDATE] I’m going to keep this email short and sweet. TEMU Rooster  Art… 

Double Trouble

What’s up? My comps throw up 1+1= You’re Screwed Spending this week in the “solitary… 

I Got Stabbed

Yup thats me… and if your wondering how I got in this situation. Let me… 

I Have A Son

What a quick week and in turn a quick email. Transfered To The Promise Land… 

I Got Electrocuted

Welcome back to the craziest email I’ve sent yet (potentially) As always buckle up and… 

Stop Trying To Kiss Me

Another day another dollar… unless your here. Our semi monthly allowance for groceries and stuff hasn’t… 

That’s A Lot Of Guns

Bom dia fam and friends, welcome back. Buckle up and enjoy the email. Yoooo Chilllll… 

Is she Dead? Ft Carnaval

What’s up I have no fotos from this week, it rained… basically every day so… 

My Companion Is 70

Welcome back to the regularly scheduled off schedule email. Unfortunately the media team had some… 

When 💩 Hits The Fan

Whats up fam, this week im going to keep it brief but just know im… 

My Teeth Are Broken

I just sent a long email like 3 days ago so I won’t send a… 

Ferrari In The Favela

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Ferrari Party I might already be clear but brazil is in… 

Miracle At The Mid Of Night

This email is gonna be super quick, I don’t have much time. Zone Confrence  This… 

Burned Alive

NOVEMBER 2025 RECAP… First of all, if you guys thought my comfortable life in the… 

I Ate Du-Du

Eating Du-Du Okay, I know this is the 2nd or 3rd poop reference, but I… 

Doo Doo and Dogs

Unfortunately, people here don’t live in the nicest conditions. As to be expected, some people… 

Dunce Cap

For the final week, our district’s goal is to only speak in Portuguese. We made… 

Flirtation Violation

Welcome back to this week’s action packed email from your favorite LDS missionary Elder Gist.… 

Ghost Town

Where did all my friends go? I have no idea what happened. One day I… 

Days Since Last Robbery: 0 

What’s up, y’all? Welcome to the exclusive, weekly, best friend’s and family email. Hand of… 

Nego What?

Português Slang is not American… First week in Brazil is in the books! Lots to… 

Im in GTA 6

“Im going on a missions trip tô Japan” At MCI I met a Kids my…